Expected Goals Are Woke Mug

None of that spreadsheet nonsense. Get it in the mixer.

For the football fan who remembers when a midfielder’s job was to tackle, a winger actually crossed the ball and nobody needed a computer to tell them whether a shot was any good.

The Expected Goals Are Woke Mug is a tribute to proper old-school football. No xG. No progressive carries. No inverted full-backs. Just goals, tackles, second balls and getting stuck in.